Just one thing Pino... Morlaw > You @ tanking.
Now... in all other matters in life you two are amazingly similar. If one of you were a chick I'd try to hook you guys up or something. At the very least there's the potential to have some form of a band.
To Pino's brother: Stick w/ that toon, just ignore the tail. With so many "friends" in the guild, I would just pick up two gathering professions and make money.