Quote of the week:
could Kanye make a rhyme so fresh that even he couldn't bust it?
WEEK ONE RESULTS:
The Almma Maters 130 at bhood567 74
Nobody would have expected sophmore Matt Ryan to outscore the veteran Peytom Manning in week one but thats exactly happened to put Almma's team over Aussies this week. A stellar performance from your tight end and overall better stats makes Almma a heavy divisional favorite in the toughest division.
Taintsmashers 64 at FearedJamaicanVoodooPosse 88
Suspended kicker, starting quarterback injured by a late hit. Does not look good this season for McDank's Taintsmashers. Going up against Marb's team, all Marb had to do was ask for his players to stay healthy.
Pimp Squad 62 at Ect's Explosive Ensemble 98
In a pretty weak division, Ect rides his team to a win over EJ's Pimp Squad. Could Ect who doesn't even follow football that closely be heading towards his divisional championship?
Anal Fissures 144 at The Purple Poopie Eaters 81
Poor Morlaw. With a decent performance from his players, not much you can do against the leading scorer of the week. Perhaps later when your division plays the weaker East division. Saben got a lot of help from the Buffalo special teams this week, handing Tom Brady and the Patriots some much needed 4th quarter points.
The Logic 74 at 404 - Team Not Found 60
Mercator rides his number one draft pick, Adrian Peterson to a win over Clani's 404, who frankly didnt play anywhere close to their expectations.
Maryland Sting 137 at Xane's Trainyard 75
Not much you can do when you're going up against a QB who scores 6 touchdowns in a single game. Leaving in an injured rubbing back never helps either. Cennar's Sting crushes the trainyard. Xane needs to do some free market searching or some trading before the season is quickly out of his hands.
WEEK TWO PREVIEW:
bhood567 at Xane's Trainyard
Peyton Manning @ Miami, vs Jay Cutler @ Pittsburgh. Expect Xane got start the season 0-2 and Aussie to break into the win column.
FearedJamaicanVoodooPosse at The Purple Poopie Eaters
Give the win to the much stronger Runningback core of Marb's team.
404 - Team Not Found at Ect's Explosive Ensemble
EDGE: 404 - Team Not Found
, Expect Clani's Wide Receivers to pick up the slack for his week one loss.
Taintsmashers at Anal Fissures
EDGE: Anal Fissures
, the McDank's Taintsmashers are becoming riddled with injuries, now having to start Joe Flacco is his QB w/ McNabb doubtful for a for a few games. Worse hes going up against the leading scorer in week one, Saben's Anal Fissures.
The Logic at Pimp Squad
EDGE: The Logic
, owned by GM Mercator has just a better overall team and expect a shootout in Cincinnati for his starting QB Aaron Rodgers. Eviljester will just not be able to keep up.
The Almma Maters at Maryland Sting
EDGE: Maryland Sting
will probably eek out a slim victory in our game of the week. For one reason, Drew Brees, the phenom. Cennar's Sting look strong this season.
CURRENT POWER RANKINGS:
1 Anal Fissures (Saben)
2 Maryland Sting (Cennar)
3 The Almma Maters (Almma)
4 Ect's Explosive Ensemble (Ectemian)
5 FearedJamaicanVoodooPosse (Marb)
6 The Logic (Mercator)
7 The Purple Poopie Eaters (Morlaw)
8 Xane's Trainyard (Xane)
9 bhood567 (Aussie)
10 Taintsmashers (McDanks)
11 Pimp Squad (Eviljester)
12 404 - Team Not Found (Jonclani)