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Old 06-16-2008   #1
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Guys, take a deep breath before reading this

From wikipedia:

Over masturbation participants experience problems with concentration and memory. This is a dangerous side effect of over masturbation and signals that the brain is being over drained of acetycholine. Over masturbation drains motor neurons and neuro-muscular endings of acetycholine, which is eventually replaced. Over masturbation can lead to absentmindedness, memory loss, lack of concentration, and eye floaters. To fight these symptoms, the chemical levels in your body needs to be balanced.

They say in the article that the maximum recommended is 3 times a week lol
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Old 06-16-2008   #2
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Try not doing it for a month everyone. Now that is probably one of the biggest challenges anyone of you could face. Tirrex laughs at only 3 times a week, but it is easy.
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Old 06-16-2008   #3
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i think not going for a week would be challenge enough for me
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Old 06-16-2008   #4
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I did 6 months once just to prove a point.
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Old 06-16-2008   #5
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that u could knock a can off a fence from 30 feet with a cumshot?
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Old 06-16-2008   #6
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hmm I dont do it so I dont have to worry
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Old 06-16-2008   #7
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I forgot what I was going to type
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Old 06-16-2008   #8
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that u could knock a can off a fence from 30 feet with a cumshot?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 06-16-2008   #9
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The release was in fact sweet.
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Old 06-16-2008   #10
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LOL
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Old 06-16-2008   #11
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you could say
the can got owned
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The "mast fast" gets really hard after about a week

(ba-dum-chhhhhhh)
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Old 06-16-2008   #13
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Your body actually has natural ways of releasing the excess of semen. The natural way is call a nocturnal emission. You will not be able to hit a can 30 ft. away no matter how funny that may seem.

Yes, I'm sorry, I don't find too much humor in this topic.
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Old 06-17-2008   #14
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.... so this means you should also only have sex 3 times a week?
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Old 06-17-2008   #15
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Thank god, I was scheduled for an Alzheimer's disease appointment next week.
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Well Billy, since I would assume you are not refraining from sex until marriage, yes thats what it means. As for me, one that is waiting for my wife, it would be safe to say that the first couple months of my marriage I would be very absentminded. Then we all know that once you've been married a long time, 3 times a week is something to be proud of.
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Old 06-17-2008   #17
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I'm sure god wouldnt be mad if you did a "test drive" before signing...
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Old 06-17-2008   #18
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im quite aware of wet dreams, i just prefer not to mess up my shorts and sheets.

no, i know its not possible for a male to do that, but some of the strongest female squirters probably could. their ejaculations shoot out like x10 times stronger than their male counterparts.

food for thought!
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Old 06-17-2008   #19
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Where did you come across this statistic?
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Old 06-17-2008   #20
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it was an approximate guess, ive watched some squirter porn in my time. cyranthia was like old faithful squirting out like a goddamn fire hydrant
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Old 06-17-2008   #21
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alright 30 feet might be a stretch, but possibly 10.
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I was under the impression that the phenomenon you are refering to Brian does not exist but in the land of editing and trick photography...

I couldn't find proof to my claim though
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what? lol

youre claiming that female ejaculation is fake?! ive got a video for you lol
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I'm waiting Brian...
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Old 06-17-2008   #25
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it does exist and quite frankly I find it very unnerving
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Old 06-17-2008   #26
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so you're saying girls can bukkake too?
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I completely affirm the part about female ejaculation, it makes for some wild sex. It would be extremely hard to measure distance since it is very unpredictable.
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I'm not saying female ejaculation isn't a real phenomeon... I'm talking about the fire house poking out from inbetween her the legs of some girls

Perhaps we need a contest... who can be the master of their domain the longest...
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You probably shouldn't believe everything you see on the intarweb, some is false, some is true. And I'm not sure I would call it a phenomenon...you may not be doing it right eh?
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Old 06-18-2008   #30
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We aren't talking about girls who make the sheets wet afterwards; those are definitely real. We're talking about the girls who can apparently fuel a slip and slide for a few hours. I honestly refuse to believe there is a water park housed inside any woman's vagina.
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Old 06-18-2008   #31
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First!
of the second page!
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I cant believe this discussion is happening.
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You expect anything less from us?
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Old 06-18-2008   #34
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I cant believe this discussion is happening.
It isnt. Its all in your dirty mind.
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Old 06-18-2008   #35
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its kind of uncommon, since many women dont have ejaulating orgasms, and thats mainly because not many guys stimulate the gspot. That either takes deep fingering, extreme sensitivity, toys, or having a 12incher.
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Brian. You silly.

Everyone knows that the g-spot is like 1.5 - 2 inches inside...
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a 12 incher would be good for stimulating their rib cage
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Lol, 4srs, Saben. The nerves stop about 2 inches in, so regardless of having a texas footlong, it wouldn't do much good.
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Do butt squirts count?
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who rated this thread 1 star? lol this is 5 stars
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