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Old 07-03-2008   #1
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Merry Fucking Jonclani - Raids?

First, there were raids. And they were good....if you werent terrible....and got loot.

Then, along came drunken raids. And they were awesome. Regardless of anything else.

Don't you miss those glorious days?


Well, I'm here to tell you you can have them back!

For the low low cost of 19.95 (plus $500 shipping and handling), ClaniCo will help you get that old magic back!

Thats right! All the laughs! All the loot! All the inebriation!


"But Clani," you might say, "we don't raid anymore, and you dont even play!"

Au contraire, mon belle amis.

Sure, Kara and ZA arent exactly cutting edge, but you can SHUT THE FUCK UP. Its not like we have the crew around right now to drunkenly stick it to Illidan. That would be just silly.

And sure, I may be floating in the limbo of hiatus-land, but even I get bored.

So, for a limited time only, your favorite drunken rumbler, logistician extroardinaire, and all around swell guy is extending you this offer!

Two nights a week, at around 10 or 11, 9 of you will have the privilege of accompanying a member of the Altclani army into the depths of the Burning Crusades 10 man badge factories. Sign up now, spots are limited!

If you suck while sober, dont apply. For Kara, bring whatever green laden alt scrub you desire, for ZA I expect a functional character! You hear that Halcyon, you SUCK, get the fuck out.

Sign up here, spots are limited, time is short! The party starts this MONDAY at 10:30pm! Bring your booze, bring your toons, bring your sense of humor.


*Choice of Altclani Army member not allowed, member will be selected by the Clani at his whim. Deal with it. Drunkenness not required, but sober complainers will not be tolerated. The Clani entirely has the right to be corrupted and ninja all loot. Merry Fucking Jonclani also accepts bribes in the form of cash, gold, sexual favors, or beer. Value of sexual favors dependant entirely on the quality of said favors.
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Old 07-03-2008   #2
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im fully erect right now
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Old 07-03-2008   #3
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So what are we talking about here... 2" maybe 3"?
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Old 07-03-2008   #4
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i will consider any nights other than monday or saturday. make it happen craigles.
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Old 07-03-2008   #5
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It could happen. I will announce one for tonight, and then when you dont show up, I will reschedule it for monday. kk?
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Old 07-03-2008   #6
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i couldnt make it tonight anyways its my dads birthday, so i have to go to delaware and get fucked up
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Old 07-03-2008   #7
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All right then. Rescheduled for monday. Damn that was quick
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Old 07-03-2008   #8
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i try to live up to expectations
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Old 07-03-2008   #9
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So what are we talking about here... 2" maybe 3"?
hey whos the asian here... not me!
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Old 07-03-2008   #10
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I will come, bringing both witty banter and whichever character (and spec) I am needed on provided I get mongoose, soulfrost, sunfire and executioner. That is my rider. I will further promise not to ninja all the void crystals when everyone forgets about them as I hearth and log quickly after the raid.

As this is a service contract, article 2 does not apply. What is article 2, you ask? Well... if you have to ask...

Still tier6,
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Old 07-03-2008   #11
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Old 07-03-2008   #12
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monday at 10:30? sure, ill go
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Old 07-04-2008   #13
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If I am on, considering it'll be 530am here, I will offer the services of any non-exalted toon I have under my control. (Mage, Rogue, Priest, Hunter, Paladin, Shaman) (pally, priest, shaman are currently healing, but will respec based on needs of raid)
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Old 07-04-2008   #14
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i may come out of self imposed horde exile to attend if this actually happens
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Old 07-04-2008   #15
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i may come out of self imposed horde exile to attend if this actually happens
OH, ITS HAPPENING
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Old 07-04-2008   #16
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Any spot for some brazilian shots?
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Old 07-06-2008   #17
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I will reactivate my account to participate in said shenanigans
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Old 07-06-2008   #18
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I will reactivate my account to participate in said shenanigans
YAY!
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Old 07-07-2008   #19
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I see how it is...
Ok Lorenzo and I gonna spend our raidlock with a PUG then!
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Old 07-07-2008   #20
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Old 07-07-2008   #21
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OH MEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!
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Old 07-07-2008   #22
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I see how it is...
Ok Lorenzo and I gonna spend our raidlock with a PUG then!
Tirrex, I thought you knew theres always room in my tub of jello for my sexy brazilian buddy!
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Old 07-07-2008   #23
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clani will you take meee?
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Old 07-07-2008   #24
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I make no promises but there is a high chance that Vonica (still shadow!) and Adymus (currently elemental) will make an appearance.


...I should go buy a new headset...
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Old 07-07-2008   #25
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If I stay up long enough ill come with BT. my other 2 alts will not be high enough for a while yet.
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Old 07-07-2008   #26
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Well, if everyone posting here shows up, we might actually have a group!
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Old 07-08-2008   #27
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You guys suck.

No really, you guys suck.


In hindsight, maybe bringing healers would have improved things. In addition, not having people randomly leave would have helped as well.

I'm thinking for our next foray, I will start the run about an hour earlier, so as not to scare away certain people with early bed times. I will also bring more than 1.4 healers when I only have a moderately geared tank.

We shall return with a vengeance later in the week. I am thinking Thursday or Saturday. Let me know what works for whom, if people are still interested after last nights debacle!
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Old 07-08-2008   #28
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JAWM!
SORRY I FORGOT!!!
When's the next one gonna be?
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Old 07-11-2008   #29
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Official Drunken Kara 2.2 time - Monday, July 14, 2130 EST (Thats 9:30 PM for you 12 hour clock people)

BE THERE, OR I KILL YOUR NON-COMBAT PETS.
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Old 07-26-2008   #30
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these runs need sum phrank da tank

*edit* I need a hair cut!!!! */edit*
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