07-03-2008
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The Altclani Army
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Merry Fucking Jonclani - Raids?
First, there were raids. And they were good....if you werent terrible....and got loot.
Then, along came drunken raids. And they were awesome. Regardless of anything else.
Don't you miss those glorious days?
Well, I'm here to tell you you can have them back!
For the low low cost of 19.95 (plus $500 shipping and handling), ClaniCo will help you get that old magic back!
Thats right! All the laughs! All the loot! All the inebriation!
"But Clani," you might say, "we don't raid anymore, and you dont even play!"
Au contraire, mon belle amis.
Sure, Kara and ZA arent exactly cutting edge, but you can SHUT THE FUCK UP. Its not like we have the crew around right now to drunkenly stick it to Illidan. That would be just silly.
And sure, I may be floating in the limbo of hiatus-land, but even I get bored.
So, for a limited time only, your favorite drunken rumbler, logistician extroardinaire, and all around swell guy is extending you this offer!
Two nights a week, at around 10 or 11, 9 of you will have the privilege of accompanying a member of the Altclani army into the depths of the Burning Crusades 10 man badge factories. Sign up now, spots are limited!
If you suck while sober, dont apply. For Kara, bring whatever green laden alt scrub you desire, for ZA I expect a functional character! You hear that Halcyon, you SUCK, get the fuck out.
Sign up here, spots are limited, time is short! The party starts this MONDAY at 10:30pm! Bring your booze, bring your toons, bring your sense of humor.
*Choice of Altclani Army member not allowed, member will be selected by the Clani at his whim. Deal with it. Drunkenness not required, but sober complainers will not be tolerated. The Clani entirely has the right to be corrupted and ninja all loot. Merry Fucking Jonclani also accepts bribes in the form of cash, gold, sexual favors, or beer. Value of sexual favors dependant entirely on the quality of said favors.
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"Clani is a man of infinite passion, no one woman can tame him, but any woman can be tamed by him. A true hunter" (Vero, 1/11/2008)
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07-03-2008
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#2
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not gay
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im fully erect right now
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-The Godfather of the Brotherhood.
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07-03-2008
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#3
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Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by XaneAvitar
im fully erect right now
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So what are we talking about here... 2" maybe 3"?
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07-03-2008
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#4
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Way More Awesome Than You
Main Character:
Staras (talents)
Night Elf Priest
Jewelcrafting & Tailoring
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i will consider any nights other than monday or saturday. make it happen craigles.
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I am better than you. Live with it.
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07-03-2008
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#5
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The Altclani Army
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It could happen. I will announce one for tonight, and then when you dont show up, I will reschedule it for monday. kk?
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"Clani is a man of infinite passion, no one woman can tame him, but any woman can be tamed by him. A true hunter" (Vero, 1/11/2008)
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07-03-2008
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#6
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Way More Awesome Than You
Main Character:
Staras (talents)
Night Elf Priest
Jewelcrafting & Tailoring
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i couldnt make it tonight anyways its my dads birthday, so i have to go to delaware and get fucked up
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I am better than you. Live with it.
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07-03-2008
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#7
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The Altclani Army
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All right then. Rescheduled for monday. Damn that was quick
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"Clani is a man of infinite passion, no one woman can tame him, but any woman can be tamed by him. A true hunter" (Vero, 1/11/2008)
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07-03-2008
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#8
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Way More Awesome Than You
Main Character:
Staras (talents)
Night Elf Priest
Jewelcrafting & Tailoring
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i try to live up to expectations
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I am better than you. Live with it.
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07-03-2008
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#9
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not gay
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Artalis
So what are we talking about here... 2" maybe 3"?
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hey whos the asian here... not me!
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-The Godfather of the Brotherhood.
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07-03-2008
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#10
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Warmonger
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I will come, bringing both witty banter and whichever character (and spec) I am needed on provided I get mongoose, soulfrost, sunfire and executioner. That is my rider. I will further promise not to ninja all the void crystals when everyone forgets about them as I hearth and log quickly after the raid.
As this is a service contract, article 2 does not apply. What is article 2, you ask? Well... if you have to ask...
Still tier6,
D
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Retired Guild Heartthrob
Like a third kidney, my body rejects the liberal guilt I'm supposed to feel for my clients.
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07-03-2008
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#11
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Member
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I want in so badly...
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07-03-2008
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#12
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Member
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monday at 10:30? sure, ill go
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"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistiant one." - Albert Einstien.
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07-04-2008
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#13
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King of Alts
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If I am on, considering it'll be 530am here, I will offer the services of any non-exalted toon I have under my control. (Mage, Rogue, Priest, Hunter, Paladin, Shaman) (pally, priest, shaman are currently healing, but will respec based on needs of raid)
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07-04-2008
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#14
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Main Character:
Adymus (talents)
Dreanei Shaman
Leatherworking & Jewelcrafting
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i may come out of self imposed horde exile to attend if this actually happens
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07-04-2008
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#15
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The Altclani Army
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferrety
i may come out of self imposed horde exile to attend if this actually happens
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OH, ITS HAPPENING
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"Clani is a man of infinite passion, no one woman can tame him, but any woman can be tamed by him. A true hunter" (Vero, 1/11/2008)
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07-04-2008
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#16
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Retired
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Any spot for some brazilian shots?
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07-06-2008
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#17
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snowboard bum
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I will reactivate my account to participate in said shenanigans
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bow chika bow wow
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07-06-2008
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#18
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The Altclani Army
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobthegirl
I will reactivate my account to participate in said shenanigans
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YAY!
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"Clani is a man of infinite passion, no one woman can tame him, but any woman can be tamed by him. A true hunter" (Vero, 1/11/2008)
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07-07-2008
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#19
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Retired
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I see how it is...
Ok Lorenzo and I gonna spend our raidlock with a PUG then!
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07-07-2008
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#20
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Registered Visitor
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Too late for this old man.
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07-07-2008
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#21
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Friend of the Guild
Main Character:
Mei (talents)
Night Elf Druid
Enchanting & Skinning
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OH MEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!
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07-07-2008
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#22
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The Altclani Army
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tirrex
I see how it is...
Ok Lorenzo and I gonna spend our raidlock with a PUG then!
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Tirrex, I thought you knew theres always room in my tub of jello for my sexy brazilian buddy!
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"Clani is a man of infinite passion, no one woman can tame him, but any woman can be tamed by him. A true hunter" (Vero, 1/11/2008)
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07-07-2008
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#23
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Friend of the Guild
Main Character:
Mei (talents)
Night Elf Druid
Enchanting & Skinning
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clani will you take meee?
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07-07-2008
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#25
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Member
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If I stay up long enough ill come with BT. my other 2 alts will not be high enough for a while yet.
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07-07-2008
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#26
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The Altclani Army
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Well, if everyone posting here shows up, we might actually have a group!
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"Clani is a man of infinite passion, no one woman can tame him, but any woman can be tamed by him. A true hunter" (Vero, 1/11/2008)
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07-08-2008
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#27
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The Altclani Army
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You guys suck.
No really, you guys suck.
In hindsight, maybe bringing healers would have improved things. In addition, not having people randomly leave would have helped as well.
I'm thinking for our next foray, I will start the run about an hour earlier, so as not to scare away certain people with early bed times. I will also bring more than 1.4 healers when I only have a moderately geared tank.
We shall return with a vengeance later in the week. I am thinking Thursday or Saturday. Let me know what works for whom, if people are still interested after last nights debacle!
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"Clani is a man of infinite passion, no one woman can tame him, but any woman can be tamed by him. A true hunter" (Vero, 1/11/2008)
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07-08-2008
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#28
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Retired
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JAWM!
SORRY I FORGOT!!!
When's the next one gonna be?
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07-11-2008
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#29
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The Altclani Army
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Official Drunken Kara 2.2 time - Monday, July 14, 2130 EST (Thats 9:30 PM for you 12 hour clock people)
BE THERE, OR I KILL YOUR NON-COMBAT PETS.
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"Clani is a man of infinite passion, no one woman can tame him, but any woman can be tamed by him. A true hunter" (Vero, 1/11/2008)
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07-26-2008
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#30
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Member
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these runs need sum phrank da tank
*edit* I need a hair cut!!!! */edit*
Last edited by TM : 07-31-2008 at 06:53 PM.
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