lol dale. Your profound use of the English language and its literary capabilities amazes me!

I loved it! <3

Also lol at Stapes. I knew I was his IRL friend for a reason.

F5 MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU USE IT?!

Stapes has spoken!

Stapes totally spent the twelve minutes between his posts to make that .gif. I know it.

That finger is too beautiful to be his.

I have nothing constructive to add, but we've gone an hour without a post.

LOL

with all this rabble going on....I am going to fire up the grill.....throw on some pork ribs, baked potatoes and mini corn cobs and sit down for a night of sweet reading......

Hi Sexy, I'm in thar forumz stirzzin up shit

/boredom

Heldrath, stop fuckin' Evo.

S'all I ask.

Evo, as impeccable as you may think your MSPaint drawrings are there are some issues.

1. Anchormen clearly do not give weather reports. (Let alone during a bump right before CSI: Timbuktu returns.)
2. Anchormen would *NEVER* let their tie lay on their desk.
3. An anteater could never become an actual news anchor. (An anchorman would never impersonate an anteater.)
4. Thunderstorms do not start fires in Canada.
5. This anchorman needs to get to a hospital or the nearest chainsaw. His shoulder is talking and may be possessed ? la Evil Dead 2.

Stapes, you're still alive HOLY SHIT
Jon Jon, throw a pizza at him!

Well.... I don't know what happened here, but could it be bigger than my Good bye post?

yogibear thinks we need him to run his mouth on every forum. Yogi we all really need you to go GTFO, because you are just too damn annoying.

All this talk about Evo being jealous came from when he said, "I would never poke Hollie". Tbh that line was very random to me and came from left field, because I am unsure to when someone said he would poke her. Evo wanted to make it clear to all that is following this thread that giving the chance he would not be poking her.

MS paint doesn't make me angry.... just a bit pissy... I don't get angry.

We can kill the thread, or at least the part about Evo and I because it will not get solved on here. If Fees, Evo, hollie, and Tj are still all buds then there is no point on going on about something that isn't an issue.

Evo just got mad at me a long time ago when I started to arena with some other hunter, and has hated me since. I'm sorry I wanted to invite PvP into the guild and give them a chance to be a part of the brotherhood community. I make friends because I'm a friendly person and felt the brotherhood was a place for that, but Evo wanted to be childish and drag out shit. He took it out and made fun of ppl that had nothing to do with his issue with myself Now he felt the need to make fun of my blood even though his party was just fine with TJ and Hollie. Excuse me for wanting to defend someone that is a part of my family.

Billy wanted to make a pvp team even though he's terrible at it.
Billy, GTFO? No. :D

Guys, I have a serious anouncement...I put up a new drum video on youtube.

Continue on.

THE LIKENESS IS UNCANNY, MY SECRET IDENTITY IS RUINED, AND ALSO I AM FURIOUS AS INDICATED BY THIS EMOTICON :mad:

huh? but i r nice to everyones

I'm sorry Deviator, have I ever even talked to you? No. Oh, and when's the last time you even uhm, interacted at all with me? Never. I don't even see how your random ass gets off feeling like you have any right to even talk to me, but OK, since I'm better than you at basically everything I'll reply to this worthless shit you posted.

For starters, don't give me shit about druid's being OMGEZMODE to get 1850. Note that I have an 1850 weapon, so apparently I can pull my own weight with this, in agreeance with you, ezmode class in arenas.

As for nobody liking me, that's interesting. I'm not sure how you would know this (did you conduct a survey?), and it's one of the age old insults thousands before you have used, and it's pretty obvious you've got nothing on me and want to put your "flaming skills" to use to get off or something. You're also pretty stupid for saying nobody likes me, then going on to mention that I'm friends with TJ. I mean honestly though, how can I be friends with someone yet at the same time nobody like me? You're fucking stupid.

You always see me in IF? Good job. In my attention seeking guild? Great. Proud of you? Worthless comment from a worthless person.

Riding the Eins bandwagon? Ok, once again I'll say this - when's the last time I publically even mentioned him? Have I ever replied to one of his posts ffs?

Keep talking, it's really nice. Especially after I (above) apologized for even getting involved in this shit. If you reply, please, please, please try to think of something halfway creative, relevant or true. Until then, you're one of the worthless retards that thinks he matters in life. Oh, and don't forget - it's a game.

You're actually spot on with this one. When I said that, I wasn't defending myself...just responding to the sentence you typed in bold about YOUR BOY TJ POKIN HER BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE AINT. I was clarifying that I would rather teabag a blender than poke her. Understand? Okay, great.

Okay listen ass hat. There's no need to recap (irony much?) our initial argument, because on the second or third page or wherever, I INCLUDED MY POST FROM OFFICER CHAT THAT COVERS THE ENTIRE FUCKING SITUATION, that I wrote THREE MONTHS AGO. Im sorry I sound like a broken record. I am frustrated AS INDICATED BY THIS EMOTICON :confused:

Actually it's supposed to be a mushroom cloud on Detroit. But to disprove you, sir, AS STATED ON ENVIRONMENT CANADA (http://www.mb.ec.gc.ca/air/summersevere/ae00s20.en.html)
"After a severe storm:
* Listen to radio for information. Follow instructions given by officials.
* Provide first aid or get help for injured or trapped people.
* Stay away from damaged buildings , dangling electrical wires or areas with possible gas leaks.
* Watch for fire and be prepared to contact fire department.

Insult class graduate.

edit: In Heldrath's defense, Fees posted this garbage on the realm forums.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

sup boys and girls.

.... I heard somethin about popcorn?

101 Dalmations is a kick ass movie! Afk masturbating

I was going to post something witty but I couldn't describe with words how much of a tool you are. Have fun with your joke guild, amazing pvp/e skills, leading the Eins appreciation league, and making fun of people on stickam (still ironic).

We should give Fees -500 DKP for posting this on the SH forums.

:p

OH NOES, POOR FEES!

i support fees publicity of the thread.

Haven't lost enough already.

Probably from the electrical wires or gas leaks. Not the thunderstorm itself but man-made and implemented tools. If a thunderstorm occurred in the middle-of-nowhere Canada I doubt there would be a fire.



Alright guys I gotta get to class before Mr. Belding catches me participating in these shenanigans...this thread feels like high school...damn.

Actually, based on the amount of forestation in canada, the likelihood of a thunderstorm causing a fire is quite high. All it would take would be the appropriate combination of dehyrated or dying timber, and a stray lightning bolt.

While a large fraction of forest fires are caused by humans, the majority are still caused by natural events, mostly lightning.

*This statement brought to you by a contracted computer technician working for the United States Department of Agriculture and the United States Forest Service.*

I will ignorantly dismiss your argument due to the fact that you are working for the United States Department of Agriculture and not the Canadian Department of Agriculture.

Smokey is American. He was jealous of the Mounties' sweet hat and killed him for it. You're blind if you can't see that.

Will do bro! Will do!

What makes this entire thing funny is that I logged on today and read the first post, and the second and the third. There is no logical flow to what Billy said, he just jumped at the opportunity to go after evo's throat.

Go go derailment

This thread is now about Dexter Freeman.

come on...
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

And this thread keeps going and going and going and going....