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XaneAvitar 09-15-2009 03:55 PM

ABF Football League: Week One Breakdown! Week 2 Preview!
 

BREAKDOWN!!!!


Quote of the week:
could Kanye make a rhyme so fresh that even he couldn't bust it?

WEEK ONE RESULTS:
The Almma Maters 130 at bhood567 74
Nobody would have expected sophmore Matt Ryan to outscore the veteran Peytom Manning in week one but thats exactly happened to put Almma's team over Aussies this week. A stellar performance from your tight end and overall better stats makes Almma a heavy divisional favorite in the toughest division.

Taintsmashers 64 at FearedJamaicanVoodooPosse 88
Suspended kicker, starting quarterback injured by a late hit. Does not look good this season for McDank's Taintsmashers. Going up against Marb's team, all Marb had to do was ask for his players to stay healthy.

Pimp Squad 62 at Ect's Explosive Ensemble 98
In a pretty weak division, Ect rides his team to a win over EJ's Pimp Squad. Could Ect who doesn't even follow football that closely be heading towards his divisional championship?

Anal Fissures 144 at The Purple Poopie Eaters 81
Poor Morlaw. With a decent performance from his players, not much you can do against the leading scorer of the week. Perhaps later when your division plays the weaker East division. Saben got a lot of help from the Buffalo special teams this week, handing Tom Brady and the Patriots some much needed 4th quarter points.

The Logic 74 at 404 - Team Not Found 60
Mercator rides his number one draft pick, Adrian Peterson to a win over Clani's 404, who frankly didnt play anywhere close to their expectations.

Maryland Sting 137 at Xane's Trainyard 75
Not much you can do when you're going up against a QB who scores 6 touchdowns in a single game. Leaving in an injured rubbing back never helps either. Cennar's Sting crushes the trainyard. Xane needs to do some free market searching or some trading before the season is quickly out of his hands.

WEEK TWO PREVIEW:
bhood567 at Xane's Trainyard
EDGE: bhood567 Peyton Manning @ Miami, vs Jay Cutler @ Pittsburgh. Expect Xane got start the season 0-2 and Aussie to break into the win column.

FearedJamaicanVoodooPosse at The Purple Poopie Eaters
EDGE: FearedJamaicanVoodooPosse Give the win to the much stronger Runningback core of Marb's team.

404 - Team Not Found at Ect's Explosive Ensemble
EDGE: 404 - Team Not Found, Expect Clani's Wide Receivers to pick up the slack for his week one loss.

Taintsmashers at Anal Fissures
EDGE: Anal Fissures, the McDank's Taintsmashers are becoming riddled with injuries, now having to start Joe Flacco is his QB w/ McNabb doubtful for a for a few games. Worse hes going up against the leading scorer in week one, Saben's Anal Fissures.

The Logic at Pimp Squad

EDGE: The Logic, owned by GM Mercator has just a better overall team and expect a shootout in Cincinnati for his starting QB Aaron Rodgers. Eviljester will just not be able to keep up.

The Almma Maters at Maryland Sting

EDGE: Maryland Sting will probably eek out a slim victory in our game of the week. For one reason, Drew Brees, the phenom. Cennar's Sting look strong this season.

CURRENT POWER RANKINGS:
1 Anal Fissures (Saben)
2 Maryland Sting (Cennar)
3 The Almma Maters (Almma)
4 Ect's Explosive Ensemble (Ectemian)
5 FearedJamaicanVoodooPosse (Marb)
6 The Logic (Mercator)
7 The Purple Poopie Eaters (Morlaw)
8 Xane's Trainyard (Xane)
9 bhood567 (Aussie)
10 Taintsmashers (McDanks)
11 Pimp Squad (Eviljester)
12 404 - Team Not Found (Jonclani)

XaneAvitar 09-15-2009 03:56 PM

oh and you guys need to make some icons for your teams. If you need help, let me know!

Almma 09-15-2009 04:41 PM

I'll work on it tonight :)

Mcdanks 09-15-2009 04:57 PM

Well, I am just hoping to beat Aussie.

XaneAvitar 09-15-2009 05:26 PM

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McD asked for one so here you go...

Mcdanks 09-15-2009 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XaneAvitar (Post 27867)
McD asked for one so here you go...

Thanks Brain!

Almma 09-15-2009 09:11 PM

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I want this to be my team icon:

XaneAvitar 09-15-2009 09:29 PM

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for almma

Almma 09-15-2009 09:45 PM

Dude that's awesome! Thanks a ton Brian!

hohfeld 09-16-2009 09:50 AM

hahaha, I want to know which team corresponds to which person. I'm putting all my wow gold on "that guy."

XaneAvitar 09-16-2009 12:30 PM

i did try to write it out in the explanations, its okay tho, i added names to power rankings just for you Brad!

hohfeld 09-16-2009 01:05 PM

Aussie you fucking suck and so does your team's name.

Nihmm 09-16-2009 04:09 PM

Hey brian come the Superbowl (long way off I know) Could you do boxes for betting... Up to 2 boxes per person 50g each. Winner gets the pot! Thought that would be a nice idea, if you have the time.

hohfeld 09-17-2009 09:23 AM

Clani's team name is somewhat amusing. But i would expect no less from him.

XaneAvitar 09-17-2009 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nihmm (Post 27913)
Hey brian come the Superbowl (long way off I know) Could you do boxes for betting... Up to 2 boxes per person 50g each. Winner gets the pot! Thought that would be a nice idea, if you have the time.

i could probably do that

Crazyaussie 09-17-2009 10:00 PM

brian i'll take one but please don't make it fucking retarded bhood567 i tried to switch it but i was too late! i'll take Aussie something, and dale i'll fucking destroy you! manning will have 6 td's when we go down!

BennyD 09-18-2009 12:00 AM

guys settle down, billy will take all your gold dollas and monies so just chillax the winner has already been decided!

Crazyaussie 09-18-2009 10:44 AM

i didnt change my team name in time why don't you go suck devlins cock brad you piece of shit!

Mcdanks 09-19-2009 02:33 PM

Peyton Manning is TRASH.

Almma 09-19-2009 03:07 PM

Hey can you put a link to the official game site up top so I can upload my banner please? :)

Mcdanks 09-19-2009 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almma (Post 28027)
Hey can you put a link to the official game site up top so I can upload my banner please? :)

http://30908254752.football.nfl.com/

Crazyaussie 09-19-2009 09:25 PM

peyton is trash? what other quarterback calls his plays from the line with minimal assistance from coaches? k thx and you have joe flacco lol... the only reason he made it so far in the playoffs last year is because he has the ability to throw 10 yards or less not throw an interception and has one of the most amazing defenses in the game that carried his ass all the way to the championship game, peyton has made it to the playoffs in what almost every season he's been playing and won a superbowl? gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg faggot
:P

Mcdanks 09-20-2009 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazyaussie (Post 28031)
peyton is trash? what other quarterback calls his plays from the line with minimal assistance from coaches? k thx and you have joe flacco lol... the only reason he made it so far in the playoffs last year is because he has the ability to throw 10 yards or less not throw an interception and has one of the most amazing defenses in the game that carried his ass all the way to the championship game, peyton has made it to the playoffs in what almost every season he's been playing and won a superbowl? gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg faggot
:P

Peyton Manning lost last year to the 8-8 Chargers?

Tom Brady has been to four superbowls, and won three of the four?


GG, ya boob.

Crazyaussie 09-20-2009 09:08 AM

i thought you were taintsmashers and i saw joe flacco, oh and by the way Tom brady does have 3 rings but he had one of the most dynamic offenses not to mention a ridiculous defense not to mention an insaine O-Line to protect his ass as evidence of such easy ability to win matt cassel didnt start a game since high school and look what kind of massive throwing games he put up with all the options he had in new england.

Crazyaussie 09-20-2009 09:08 AM

Give P manning that team for all four years and he'd have 4 rings instead of 3, k thx its not his fault the majority of the colts suck.

Mcdanks 09-20-2009 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazyaussie (Post 28041)
Give P manning that team for all four years and he'd have 4 rings instead of 3, k thx its not his fault the majority of the colts suck.

Tom Brady won with Corey Dillion and Deion Branch. For three of those superbowls he really didn't have a wide receiver. I am just saying Peyton Manning has to have Tony Dungey win a game for him.

Almma 09-20-2009 07:54 PM

DOMINATED!

Morlaw 09-20-2009 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mcdanks (Post 28034)
Peyton Manning lost last year to the 8-8 Chargers?

Tom Brady has been to four superbowls, and won three of the four?


GG, ya boob.


LOLLOOLOLOLOLOL WUT

SEASON ENDER

AND YOU JUST LOST TO MARK DIRTY SANCHEZ

XaneAvitar 09-20-2009 11:22 PM

i like how tom and my awful teams are both 57 going into monday night lol

Crazyaussie 09-21-2009 12:38 AM

Dale, I still stand by the fact that the pats defense is insane and was and I forget the scores but I think the pats had at least two of those bowls that vinitari won with his foot, brian all I have to say is.. magahee and jacobs as my running backs and jacobs is the one who is sucking extremely... I did not see that fucking coming.. Btw where is my icon!

hohfeld 09-22-2009 12:22 PM

Tom you crazy motherfucker. I want to be apart of this thread too, but have nothing cogent to add. Oh well.

Almma 09-22-2009 12:38 PM

Just like all of the other threads you post in, Brad? :P

hohfeld 09-22-2009 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almma (Post 28087)
Just like all of the other threads you post in, Brad? :P

I wouldn't say all. But i will give you most.


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