ABF Football League: Week One Breakdown! Week 2 Preview!
BREAKDOWN!!!! Quote of the week: could Kanye make a rhyme so fresh that even he couldn't bust it? WEEK ONE RESULTS: The Almma Maters 130 at bhood567 74 Nobody would have expected sophmore Matt Ryan to outscore the veteran Peytom Manning in week one but thats exactly happened to put Almma's team over Aussies this week. A stellar performance from your tight end and overall better stats makes Almma a heavy divisional favorite in the toughest division. Taintsmashers 64 at FearedJamaicanVoodooPosse 88 Suspended kicker, starting quarterback injured by a late hit. Does not look good this season for McDank's Taintsmashers. Going up against Marb's team, all Marb had to do was ask for his players to stay healthy. Pimp Squad 62 at Ect's Explosive Ensemble 98 In a pretty weak division, Ect rides his team to a win over EJ's Pimp Squad. Could Ect who doesn't even follow football that closely be heading towards his divisional championship? Anal Fissures 144 at The Purple Poopie Eaters 81 Poor Morlaw. With a decent performance from his players, not much you can do against the leading scorer of the week. Perhaps later when your division plays the weaker East division. Saben got a lot of help from the Buffalo special teams this week, handing Tom Brady and the Patriots some much needed 4th quarter points. The Logic 74 at 404 - Team Not Found 60 Mercator rides his number one draft pick, Adrian Peterson to a win over Clani's 404, who frankly didnt play anywhere close to their expectations. Maryland Sting 137 at Xane's Trainyard 75 Not much you can do when you're going up against a QB who scores 6 touchdowns in a single game. Leaving in an injured rubbing back never helps either. Cennar's Sting crushes the trainyard. Xane needs to do some free market searching or some trading before the season is quickly out of his hands. WEEK TWO PREVIEW: bhood567 at Xane's Trainyard EDGE: bhood567 Peyton Manning @ Miami, vs Jay Cutler @ Pittsburgh. Expect Xane got start the season 0-2 and Aussie to break into the win column. FearedJamaicanVoodooPosse at The Purple Poopie Eaters EDGE: FearedJamaicanVoodooPosse Give the win to the much stronger Runningback core of Marb's team. 404 - Team Not Found at Ect's Explosive Ensemble EDGE: 404 - Team Not Found, Expect Clani's Wide Receivers to pick up the slack for his week one loss. Taintsmashers at Anal Fissures EDGE: Anal Fissures, the McDank's Taintsmashers are becoming riddled with injuries, now having to start Joe Flacco is his QB w/ McNabb doubtful for a for a few games. Worse hes going up against the leading scorer in week one, Saben's Anal Fissures. The Logic at Pimp Squad EDGE: The Logic, owned by GM Mercator has just a better overall team and expect a shootout in Cincinnati for his starting QB Aaron Rodgers. Eviljester will just not be able to keep up. The Almma Maters at Maryland Sting EDGE: Maryland Sting will probably eek out a slim victory in our game of the week. For one reason, Drew Brees, the phenom. Cennar's Sting look strong this season. CURRENT POWER RANKINGS: 1 Anal Fissures (Saben) 2 Maryland Sting (Cennar) 3 The Almma Maters (Almma) 4 Ect's Explosive Ensemble (Ectemian) 5 FearedJamaicanVoodooPosse (Marb) 6 The Logic (Mercator) 7 The Purple Poopie Eaters (Morlaw) 8 Xane's Trainyard (Xane) 9 bhood567 (Aussie) 10 Taintsmashers (McDanks) 11 Pimp Squad (Eviljester) 12 404 - Team Not Found (Jonclani) |
oh and you guys need to make some icons for your teams. If you need help, let me know!
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I'll work on it tonight :)
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Well, I am just hoping to beat Aussie.
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McD asked for one so here you go...
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I want this to be my team icon:
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for almma
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Dude that's awesome! Thanks a ton Brian!
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hahaha, I want to know which team corresponds to which person. I'm putting all my wow gold on "that guy."
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i did try to write it out in the explanations, its okay tho, i added names to power rankings just for you Brad!
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Aussie you fucking suck and so does your team's name.
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Hey brian come the Superbowl (long way off I know) Could you do boxes for betting... Up to 2 boxes per person 50g each. Winner gets the pot! Thought that would be a nice idea, if you have the time.
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Clani's team name is somewhat amusing. But i would expect no less from him.
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brian i'll take one but please don't make it fucking retarded bhood567 i tried to switch it but i was too late! i'll take Aussie something, and dale i'll fucking destroy you! manning will have 6 td's when we go down!
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guys settle down, billy will take all your gold dollas and monies so just chillax the winner has already been decided!
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i didnt change my team name in time why don't you go suck devlins cock brad you piece of shit!
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Peyton Manning is TRASH.
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Hey can you put a link to the official game site up top so I can upload my banner please? :)
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peyton is trash? what other quarterback calls his plays from the line with minimal assistance from coaches? k thx and you have joe flacco lol... the only reason he made it so far in the playoffs last year is because he has the ability to throw 10 yards or less not throw an interception and has one of the most amazing defenses in the game that carried his ass all the way to the championship game, peyton has made it to the playoffs in what almost every season he's been playing and won a superbowl? gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg faggot
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i thought you were taintsmashers and i saw joe flacco, oh and by the way Tom brady does have 3 rings but he had one of the most dynamic offenses not to mention a ridiculous defense not to mention an insaine O-Line to protect his ass as evidence of such easy ability to win matt cassel didnt start a game since high school and look what kind of massive throwing games he put up with all the options he had in new england.
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Give P manning that team for all four years and he'd have 4 rings instead of 3, k thx its not his fault the majority of the colts suck.
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DOMINATED!
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LOLLOOLOLOLOLOL WUT SEASON ENDER AND YOU JUST LOST TO MARK DIRTY SANCHEZ |
i like how tom and my awful teams are both 57 going into monday night lol
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Dale, I still stand by the fact that the pats defense is insane and was and I forget the scores but I think the pats had at least two of those bowls that vinitari won with his foot, brian all I have to say is.. magahee and jacobs as my running backs and jacobs is the one who is sucking extremely... I did not see that fucking coming.. Btw where is my icon!
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Tom you crazy motherfucker. I want to be apart of this thread too, but have nothing cogent to add. Oh well.
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Just like all of the other threads you post in, Brad? :P
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