Guys, take a deep breath before reading this

[Tirrex]

From wikipedia:

Over masturbation participants experience problems with concentration and memory. This is a dangerous side effect of over masturbation and signals that the brain is being over drained of acetycholine. Over masturbation drains motor neurons and neuro-muscular endings of acetycholine, which is eventually replaced. Over masturbation can lead to absentmindedness, memory loss, lack of concentration, and eye floaters. To fight these symptoms, the chemical levels in your body needs to be balanced.

They say in the article that the maximum recommended is 3 times a week lol

[Thesuperman]

Try not doing it for a month everyone. Now that is probably one of the biggest challenges anyone of you could face. Tirrex laughs at only 3 times a week, but it is easy.

[XaneAvitar]

i think not going for a week would be challenge enough for me

[Omni]

I did 6 months once just to prove a point.

[XaneAvitar]

that u could knock a can off a fence from 30 feet with a cumshot?

[Miracael]

hmm I dont do it so I dont have to worry

[Elandrafrost]

I forgot what I was going to type

[Tirrex]

that u could knock a can off a fence from 30 feet with a cumshot?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Omni]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The release was in fact sweet.

[Evo]

LOL

[Tirrex]

you could say
the can got owned

[Coronalight]

The "mast fast" gets really hard after about a week

(ba-dum-chhhhhhh)

[Thesuperman]

Your body actually has natural ways of releasing the excess of semen. The natural way is call a nocturnal emission. You will not be able to hit a can 30 ft. away no matter how funny that may seem.

Yes, I'm sorry, I don't find too much humor in this topic.

[Cennar]

.... so this means you should also only have sex 3 times a week?

[Almma]

Thank god, I was scheduled for an Alzheimer's disease appointment next week.

[Thesuperman]

Well Billy, since I would assume you are not refraining from sex until marriage, yes thats what it means. As for me, one that is waiting for my wife, it would be safe to say that the first couple months of my marriage I would be very absentminded. Then we all know that once you've been married a long time, 3 times a week is something to be proud of.

[Tirrex]

I'm sure god wouldnt be mad if you did a "test drive" before signing...

[XaneAvitar]

im quite aware of wet dreams, i just prefer not to mess up my shorts and sheets.

no, i know its not possible for a male to do that, but some of the strongest female squirters probably could. their ejaculations shoot out like x10 times stronger than their male counterparts.

food for thought!

[Fees]

Where did you come across this statistic?

[XaneAvitar]

it was an approximate guess, ive watched some squirter porn in my time. cyranthia was like old faithful squirting out like a goddamn fire hydrant

[XaneAvitar]

alright 30 feet might be a stretch, but possibly 10.

[Descartes]

I was under the impression that the phenomenon you are refering to Brian does not exist but in the land of editing and trick photography...

I couldn't find proof to my claim though

[XaneAvitar]

what? lol

youre claiming that female ejaculation is fake?! ive got a video for you lol

[Stevin05]

I'm waiting Brian...

[Saben]

it does exist and quite frankly I find it very unnerving

[Tirrex]

so you're saying girls can bukkake too?

[Jhereg]

I completely affirm the part about female ejaculation, it makes for some wild sex. It would be extremely hard to measure distance since it is very unpredictable.

[Descartes]

I'm not saying female ejaculation isn't a real phenomeon... I'm talking about the fire house poking out from inbetween her the legs of some girls

Perhaps we need a contest... who can be the master of their domain the longest...

[Jhereg]

You probably shouldn't believe everything you see on the intarweb, some is false, some is true. And I'm not sure I would call it a phenomenon...you may not be doing it right eh?

[Omni]

We aren't talking about girls who make the sheets wet afterwards; those are definitely real. We're talking about the girls who can apparently fuel a slip and slide for a few hours. I honestly refuse to believe there is a water park housed inside any woman's vagina.

[Tirrex]

First!
of the second page!

[Rontor(Kyle)]

I cant believe this discussion is happening.

[Fees]

You expect anything less from us?

[Tirrex]

I cant believe this discussion is happening.

It isnt. Its all in your dirty mind.

[XaneAvitar]

its kind of uncommon, since many women dont have ejaulating orgasms, and thats mainly because not many guys stimulate the gspot. That either takes deep fingering, extreme sensitivity, toys, or having a 12incher.

[Slock]

Brian. You silly.

Everyone knows that the g-spot is like 1.5 - 2 inches inside...

[Saben]

a 12 incher would be good for stimulating their rib cage

[Slock]

Lol, 4srs, Saben. The nerves stop about 2 inches in, so regardless of having a texas footlong, it wouldn't do much good.

[Chuck]

Do butt squirts count?

[Tirrex]

who rated this thread 1 star? lol this is 5 stars

[pgnomeyou]

while yes "The SPot is not but a matter of a few inches in the "Average" male is not equppied with a member angles in such a way to hit, brush, tap, insert any other word there you want, to hit "The Spot consistently enough to induce such a fountain of feminine fluids. This feat most often requires a number of awkward and sometimes uncomfortables positions for the woman and the man. Or a simple surgery to angle the member in the the permanennt art of "Spot Hitting"

[Slock]

That's why if you want to hit the spot, you don't use your "member."
And that doesn't sound like a very simple surgery.

[Nihmm]

just give me the word and i could post a video most likely:D

[Tirrex]

wow omg haha
lets not post a video of that lol
we all have a good imagination already

[Jhereg]

Henceforth this post shall be a petition to install a brotherhood guild porn review section, which I will stay far away from.

[Nihmm]

why do I have a feeling Xane will start that thread lol

[Tirrex]

and all the girls will gquit

[Dezo]

alright 30 feet might be a stretch, but possibly 10.nonono...i once made Grylum squirt 32 feet and 4 inches. funny thing is that he made ME clean up Lyne's sheets, rug, and walls!

[Nihmm]

wait WHAT !

[Tirrex]

lol this is starting to sound strange

[Slock]

wat.

who the hell has a 32 foot wide bedroom?

[Dezo]

wat.

who the hell has a 32 foot wide bedroom?Lyne does. you'd be surprised how big they make some of these trailers these days.